Mitt Romney as a poet

One of my favourites, although it's not quite as good as his earlier work:

I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict,
With hollandaise sauce.
And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs—
With hollandaise sauce in hubcaps.
Because there’s no plates like chrome—
For the hollandaise.

They should make a book of these. I'd buy it.